所有订阅《青少年秘闻》的读者们 To all the subscribersof The Teenage Mystique,
我遇到了些事 something happened to me.
我看过你们的故事 也见过太多人被冤枉 And I've read your stories and watched so many people be wronged,
所以我再也忍不住了 so I can't hold back any longer.
我只想了解真正的自己 All I wanted to do was understand my authentic self,
我的欲望 我在世界上的位置 my desires, my place in the world.
正因如此 我被迫加入啦啦队 Because of that, I was forced to be a cheerleader.
我接受了心理治疗 我的私人日记被他人阅读 I was put into therapy. My private diaries were read.
我被说得一文不值 I was demeaned.
我不再是你的母亲了 I am not your mother anymore.
然后我被 And then I was...
扇了耳光 slapped.
我终于要说出真相了 Well, I'm finally going to tell the truth.
这是我的宣言 This is my manifesto.
我的书《青少年秘闻合集增刊》 My book, The Collected and Expanded Teenage Mystique.
里面有我所有的未经审查想法 Every thought I've ever had uncensored.
这些书页上只允许真相出现 Only the truth will be allowed in these pages.
作为青少年的真相 The truth about being a teenager.
我们的故事 Our stories.
如果它会把这个思想狭隘的小镇 烧成灰烬 那就烧吧 And if it burns this small-minded to wnto the ground, well, so be it.
你想怎么做 So how do you wanna do this?
你想先进去吗 30秒后我再溜进去 Wanna go in first, and I mosey on in 30 seconds later?
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
维罗妮卡洛吉的标志性颜色 可能是紫色 Veronica Lodge's signature color may be purple,
但那并不代表她是羞怯的人 but she's no shrinking violet.
来吧 So come on.
我们给这些方块脑袋 提供一些八卦题材 Let's give these cubes something juicy to goss about.
（河谷镇高中 1941年成立）
♪ So young ♪
-♪ So fine ♪ -♪ So fine ♪
-♪ Won't you be mine? ♪ -♪ Won't you be mine? ♪
-♪ Come on ♪ -♪ Go steady with me ♪
-♪ Girl, come on ♪ -♪ Go steady with me ♪
♪ Whoa, we're gonna have a lot of fun And you just wait and see ♪
♪ Just you wait and see ♪
-♪ Whoa, I like ♪ -♪ I like ♪
-♪ The way ♪ -♪ The way ♪
-♪ You smile at me ♪ -♪ You smile at me ♪
-♪ Come on ♪ -♪ Go steady with me ♪
-♪ Girl, come on ♪ -♪ Go steady with me ♪
♪ Whoa, we're gonna have a lot of fun And you just wait and see ♪
天啊 从来没有这么多双眼睛 同时盯着我 Wowza, never had so many peepers on me at one time.
如果能安慰你的话 自从那次我穿着性感女巫服 Well, if it's any consolation, I haven't gotten this much attention
来学校后 就没有这么多人 这么关注过我 since I arrived to school wearing my sexy witch costume.
性感女巫服 Sexy witch costume?
贾格赫德琼斯 Jughead Jones,
你喜欢性感少女女巫吗 do you have a thing for sexy teen witches?
是的 我喜欢 Well, yes. Yes, I do.
但我也分得清什么才是好主意 But I also know a boss idea when I hear one,
性感少女女巫确实是个好主意 and sexy teen witch is a very boss idea.
很高兴能给你一些启发 Hmm. Well, glad to have inspired something.
回头见 小鳄鱼 Catch you later, alligator.
你觉得怎么样 格兰迪老师 So, what do you think, Mrs. Grundy?
阿奇 Archie...
这首新写的诗 this latest poem is...
棒极了 excellent.
比你早期的作品成熟多了 It's so much more mature than your earlier work.
你好像一夜之间长大了 It's like you grew up overnight.
-怎么了 -我 -What happened? -I...
我按照你的建议 看了日出 Well, I watched the sunrise, like you suggested.
还做了其他的事 Among other things.
继续做你在做的事吧 Well, keep doing whatever it is you're doing.
我肯定会再来一次 I am definitely going back...
我一定会的 I'll definitely do that.
继续努力 就像你刚说的那样 Just keep at it, like you said.
["Fine Little Baby" playing]
♪ Well, my baby boogies When the sun is shinin' ♪
♪ She likes to make it When there ain't no time ♪
♪ When she do, do what she do... ♪
早安 同学们 Morning, class.
♪ One fine rockin' time ♪
♪ Fine, fine, fine ♪
♪ Well, it's a fine little girl... ♪
拜托 你在跟我开玩笑 曼陀 Come on. You're yanking my chain, Mantle.
冷静点 Cool it.
别那么大声 Not so loud.
你和安德鲁斯 You and Andrews?
同时 At the same time?
安德鲁斯 Andrews.
是真的吗 你和雷吉骑车去找了 镇上的特瓦拉崔斯特 Is it true? You and Reg took a ride on the town bicycle, Twyla Twyst?
你们还要再去一次 And you're going back for seconds?
还有一件事 亲爱的读者 我厌倦了双重标准 And another thing, dear readers. I'm sick of the double standard
即恭喜男孩在性方面征服目标 that celebrates boys for their sexual conquests
但同时会对女孩的性征服进行惩罚 and punishes girls for wanting the same.
雪柔 对不起 Cheryl. I'm sorry.
这是什么 What are these?
这些照片太棒了 Hey, those pictures are amazing.
是你的私人收藏吗 Are they from a private collection of yours?
我可以试着编个故事 贝蒂 但我厌倦了说谎 I could try and spin some story, Betty, but I'm tired of lying.
事实是 我和托妮托佩兹 正在稳定交往 The truth is, I am going steady with Toni Topaz.
也对 这说得通 Oh, yeah, well, that makes sense.
想用这来对付我 我打赌你绝对不敢 Just try to use it against me. I double dog dare you.
雪柔 别担心 我 Oh, Cheryl, don't worry. I...
我是邻家女孩 《青少年秘闻》是我写的 I'm the Girl Next Door. I write The Teenage Mystique.
什么 我喜欢《青少年秘闻》 What? I love The Teenage Mystique.
邻家女孩的建议太棒了 The Girl Next Door's advice is tops.
很荣幸见到你 It's an honor to meet you.
彼此彼此 Likewise.
你拿这些好看的照片做什么 What are you doing with those amazing pictures?
我要把这些照片 刊登在《女性时尚》上 I was going to submit them to Femme-And-In magazine
用最厚颜无耻的方式出柜 to come out in the most unabashed way,
把我父母的世界搅个天翻地覆 and blow the lid off of my parents' world.
这就是我创办《青少年秘闻》的目的 That's what I'm trying with the book version of The Teenage Mystique.
那本书很有感染力 That's radioactive.
是的 事实上像你和托妮这样 It is, and, actually, a story like yours and Toni's,
由你们自己亲自书写的故事 会非常精彩 written by you in your words, would be swell to include.
也许再配上一些这样的照片 Maybe accompanied by some of those pictures?
我得和托妮谈谈 不过 是的 贝蒂 I'd have to talk to Toni, but yes, Betty.
《青少年秘闻》的版面 The pages of The Teenage Mystique
可能是我们向世界出柜的完美载体 might just be the perfect forum for our coming out to the world.
好极了 Excellent.
雪柔 Cheryl,
你觉得你和托妮会愿意 do you think you and Toni would be willing
给我拍你们这样的照片吗 我想用来做书的封面 to take pictures like yours of me, possibly, for my book cover?
当然 我们可以拍 你可以选出自己最喜欢的 Absolutely. We can do a photo session, then you can pick your favorite,
我可以把它变成一幅奢华柔美的油画 and I can turn itinto a luxurious, supple oil painting
用于你的书的封面 for your book's cover.
（现在上映《一个明星的诞生》）
我必须告诉你 I have to tell you,
这真是太棒了 贾格赫德 我不知道你还会画画 this is the bee's knees, Jughead. I didn't realize you could draw too.
我不是艾赛尔马格斯 Well, I'm no Ethel Muggs,
但我觉得自己这颗脑蛋 可以拯救佩普漫画 but I think this brain egg could be the thing to save Pep Comics.
菲尔斯顿先生在寻找 一个突破性的角色 Mr. Fieldstone is looking for a fresh breakout character
来破除准则的限制 为我们带来新的读者群 to get past the code and bring in new readership,
我觉得这个角色 就是少女女巫维罗妮卡 and I think it's Veronica the teenage witch.
维罗妮卡 你不会相信谁来了 Veronica, you're not gonna believe who's here.
乔希麦克考小姐 Ms. Josie McCoy.
那个著名的女歌手 The famous chanteuse?
美国黑人戏剧项目的创始人 The founder of the Black American Theater Project?
托尼奖的新任获得者 The newly minted Tony winner?
正是在下 In the flesh and fur.
什么风把你吹来了 To what do we owe this honor?
我听说过你的剧院 洛吉小姐 I've heard about your theater, Ms. Lodge.
我听说 你不怕颠覆传统 I've heard you're not afraidto shake things up.
我的全部事业都源于颠覆传统 I've built an entire career out of shaking things up.
你可能听说了 我最近在拍一部大片 You may have heard I've been working on a major motion picture.
要保密 明白吗 Hush-hush. You understand?
我听说你的百老汇热门影片 《前往上城》 I have heard rumors that your Broadway smash Going Uptown
要改编成音乐剧了 对吧 is being turned into a movie musical, yes.
传闻是真的 The rumors are true.
一部由我自编自导自演的音乐剧 A movie musical I wrote, directed, produced, and starred in.
你一直都被看作是觉醒女性的代表 You've always been the definition of a Renaissance woman.
那你肯定知道 乔希麦克考是个完美主义者 Well, then you know Josie McCoy is a perfectionist.
你要明白 这是我第一次拍电影 This is my first motion picture, you understand.
我还在修改完善 I'm still in the middle of my process, still tinkering.
我的密友们已经看过早期剪辑版 Close friends have seen early cuts,
但我需要知道 真正的观众对这部影片的看法 but I need to know how it plays out in front of a real audience,
远离帕萨迪纳影业合伙人的窥视 far from the prying eyes of my partners at Pasadena Pictures.
我不需要一群西装革履的人 把事情搞砸 I don't need a bunch of starched suits mucking things up,
质疑我的每个创意选择 and second-guessing my every creative choice.
除非我收到切实的证据 Not until I have proof positive.
比如填写试映测试问卷 Say, filled out questionnaires from a test screening.
可能就在你的剧院放映 洛吉小姐 Possibly at your theater, Ms. Lodge.
如果这里符合我标准的话 If it's up to my standards.
（结束）
我想说 Can I just say...
你的电影一定会火的 your movie is a surefire hit.
你 麦克考小姐 迈出了 成为真正电影明星的一步 And you, Ms. McCoy, have made the leap to bona fide movie star.
干杯 Cheers.
但为什么还要费心做试映 But why bother with the test screenings?
我们就办一场 Let's just have ourselves
传统的红毯电影首映式 a good old-fashioned red carpet movie premiere
轰动全场吧 and blow the roof off.
我说了我还在调整内容 As I said, I'm still tinkering.
但为什么要调整到完美呢 But why tinker with perfection?
你知道电影公司那些主管有多神经质 You know how skittish studio executives can be.
很不幸 我对此非常了解 Unfortunately, all too well.
我跟他们打过不少交道 I've dealt with my fair share.
-他们是受恐惧驱使的生物 -没错 -They're fear-driven creatures. -Exactly.
那好吧 我们给他们提供 他们需要的证据吧 All right, then. Let's give them the proof they need.
我知道该怎么做 我们会在试映结束时发问卷 I know the drill. We'll hand out surveys at the end of our test screening.
等一下 洛吉小姐 One moment, Ms. Lodge.
你的剧院可能符合标准 虽然比我希望的要小一点 Your theater might be up to snuff, if slightly smaller than I'd hoped,
但我需要确保我的试映场上 but I need to make certain that the seats at my screening
不会坐满乡巴佬和老妇人 won't be filled with rubes and blue-hairs.
我需要了解这片土地 I need to get a lay of the land.
看看河谷镇是否真如我所认为的那样 是个时髦的小镇 See if Riverdale's as hep a town as I've been led to believe.
我们这里很时髦 Oh, we're hep.
但别光听我说的 But don't take my word for it.
凯文 克雷和我可以带你四处看看 Kevin, Clay, and I can show you around.
我们明天八点见 到处参观一下怎么样 Why don't we meet up tomorrow at 8 for a tour?
八点 早上 Eight? In the morning?
不行 Oh, no, no, no.
亲爱的 我是个夜行生物 I, my dear, am a creature of the night.
我悠闲地起床 I roll out of bed leisurely,
下午3点开始喝浓缩咖啡 and start drinking espresso at 3 in the afternoon.
你们会在黄昏时来见我 绝对不能更早 You will see me at dusk, and not a moment sooner.
镇上有几间旅馆 Well, there are a few hotels in town,
但你们为何不跟我一起 住在潘布鲁克呢 but why don't you stay with me at The Pembrooke?
有点像达科塔公寓旁的广场酒店 It's sort of like The Plaza by way of The Dakota.
我能带你过去 帮你安顿下来吗 Can I take you there and get you settled?
我喜欢你 洛吉小姐 I like you, Ms. Lodge.
我想我们会相处得很好 I think we're going to get on just fine.
你好 崔斯特夫人 Hi, Ms. Twyst.
我希望我们也许能再见一面 I, uh, was hoping that maybe we could see each other again.
是的 我现在想起你来了 Oh, yeah. I remember you now.
你搞错了 莱德 Well, you got it wrong, Red.
特瓦拉很高兴帮人脱离困境 You see, Twyla's happy to help a fella out of a rut,
但她从不长期交往 but she doesn't do long-term.
尤其是不和年轻人交往 Especially not with puppy dogs.
但我真的需要这种经验 Uh, but I really need the experience.
如果是这样的话 If that's the case,
老天保佑 你一定能找到性感的老女人 Lord knows there's gotta be some hot older mama
乐意咬一口像你这样的鲜嫩红苹果 who'd love to take a bite out of a Red Delicious like yourself.
你懂吗 You dig?
["No Doubt About It" playing]
♪ No doubt about it I really think you're fine... ♪
♪ I'll shout all about it Tell the world you're mine... ♪
好 准备好了吗 Okay, you ready?
好了 Yes.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
真漂亮 好 我们再拍几张 So pretty. Okay, let's do a few more.
-♪ No doubt about it ♪ -♪ Ooh, baby ♪
维罗妮卡 我能和你谈谈吗 Hey, Veronica. Can I talk to you for a second?
有人告诉我 乔希麦克考来了 Word from the bird is that Josie McCoy's in town,
你今晚可能会带她去暗室的开麦演出 and you might be bringing her to the Dark Room's open mic tonight.
天啊 这里的八卦传得真快 对吧 My, gossip travels fast in this town, doesn't it?
这样的话 我的范斯兄弟 就要上台表演了 If that's the case, my boy Fangs here is going to perform.
如果他想和米吉在一起 他需要一次巨大突破 If he and Midge are gonna make a go of it, he needs a big break.
乔希也许能给他这个机会 One that Josie might be able to provide.
你觉得麦克考小姐 会愿意接受我写的歌吗 Do you think Ms. McCoy would be willing to pick up what I'm putting down?
我肯定无法代表麦克考小姐 Now, I can't speak for Ms. McCoy, of course,
但她这样的明星 肯定能认出什么是天赋 but if there's one thing a star like her recognizes, it's talent.
早上好 格兰迪老师 Good morning, Mrs. Grundy.
我给你带了点东西 I brought you something.
你真贴心 谢谢 That is so sweet. Thank you.
红苹果是我的最爱 And Red Delicious is my favorite.
我想告诉你 Actually, I wanted to let you know
我今晚要在暗室里 表演一首我写的新诗 I'm performing a new poem I wrote at the Dark Room tonight.
如果你能来听听 我会很高兴的 Yeah, I'd really be jazzed if you could make it and hear it.
你能想到我 我很感动 Well, I'm touched that you would think of me.
是的 我当然会去 为了我最喜欢的学生 我愿意去 And, yes, of course I will be there. Anything for my favorite student.
她很迷人 她会施咒 She's bewitching. She casts spells.
当然都是无害的或没有攻击性的东西 但最重要的是 她是个高中生 Nothing harmful or offensive, of course. But mostly she's a high school student.
她去上课 做作业 遇到感情上的麻烦 She goes to class, does her homework, gets into romantic trouble.
就是那种传统的健康向上吸血鬼 校园趣事 You know, good old-fashioned wholesome vampy campy fun.
-你觉得怎么样 -我觉得如果她想要 -What do you think? -I think if she's gonna stand
哪怕一丝机会通过审查 a snowball's chance in hell of getting past the tribunal,
那我们还得打磨一下故事 we're gonna have to sand the edges a little bit.
他们一听到"女巫"这个词 They hear the word "witch,"
就会拔出干草叉 they're gonna be going for their pitchforks.
-少女女巫 -我不是说我们要抛弃这个概念 -Teenage witch. -I'm not saying we ditch the concept.
我只是说 I'm just saying...
我不知道 让她变成混血女巫 I don't know. Make her a half-witch.
你得让她脱掉这身衣服 乳沟露得太多 You'll have to get her out of this getup. Too much cleavage.
-让她变成金发 -金发 -And make her a blond. -Blond?
-你得想个新名字 -新名字 -You'll have to come up with a new name. -New name?
对 维罗妮卡 让我想起维罗妮卡莱克 Yeah. "Veronica"? Reminds me of Veronica Lake.
太性感 太危险 太有曲线了 Too sexy. Too dangerous. Too curvy.
相信我 如果要和审查庭 Trust me, if it's gonna pass muster
那些假正经的人关系融洽 with those prudes over at the tribunal,
故事必须更甜蜜一点 well, it has to be something sweeter.
你知道吗 我不知道 愿魔法保佑 You know? I don't know, magical.
《少女女巫维罗妮卡》
选一个你最喜欢的 Now you pick the one you like the most,
我来画 and I will paint it.
这样我们才能打造出 你想要的封面造型 That way, we'll get the exact look you want for your book's cover.
怎么了 你不高兴吗 What's the hiccup? Are you displeased?
不 我很高兴能成为 No. I'm so glad that I'm coming out
《青少年秘闻》背后的声音 as the voice behind The Teenage Mystique.
我只是忍不住觉得自己像个骗子 Just can't help feeling a little bit like a fraud.
穿着内衣 写关于性的文章 Dressing in lingerie, writing about sex,
而我没有经历过任何事 甚至连一丁点的性满足都没有 when I haven't experienced anything even remotely sexually satisfying myself.
-你的意思是 -我的意思是 -What do you mean? -I mean...
我认识的每个人都有过性生活 everyone I know is having, or has had sex.
我是世界上唯一一个 I'm the only teenager in the world
找不到人做爱的少女 who can't seem to find someoneto go there with me.
贝蒂 你知道女人不需要任何人 Betty, you do know a woman doesn't need anyone
就可以获得性满足吗 to be sexually satisfied?
她可以 She can...
自己满足自己 do it on her own.
我在金斯利的书中读到过 关于自慰的方法 I did read about self-pleasure in Kingsley's book,
但那并不是实用指南 but it wasn't exactly a how-to manual.
我懂了 I see.
然而 However...
这期《女性时尚》杂志特别有启发性 this particularly illuminating issue of Femme-And-In magazine
也许正符合医生的要求 might be exactly what the doctor ordered.
我说的不是沃瑟斯 And I certainly don't mean Werthers.
（《女性时尚》）
事实证明 女人要获得性满足 Turns out, all a woman needs to be sexually satisfied
只需要一个浴缸和一个带锁的浴室 is a bathtub, a bathroom with a lock on it, and...
还有一只巧妙的手 shall we say, a helping hand.
你说少女女巫维罗妮卡太性感了 Veronica the Teenage Witch is too sexy, you say?
他说得没错 I mean, he's not wrong.
我从维罗妮卡莱克身上获得的灵感 I am cut from the same cloth as Veronica Lake,
所以这对那些软弱的 审查者来说太刺激了 and therefore, too provocative for those feebleminded censors.
这是他们的损失 It's their loss.
除此之外 我还得想个新名字 On top of which, I have to figure out a new name,
更神奇的名字 something more magical.
你有没有看到过 Hey, did you happen to see
去年上映的奥黛丽赫本电影 that Audrey Hepburn picture that came out last year?
她的角色名字很棒 Her character had a superb name in that.
那部电影叫什么来着 What was that movie called again?
《龙凤配》 奥黛丽扮演了电影主人公 Sabrina. Audrey played the title character.
萨布丽娜 是啊 Sabrina? Yeah.
对 这或许正合我意 Yeah, that could be the ticket.
（暗室）
（开麦之夜 仅限时髦人士）
伊甸园里繁花似锦 In the bloom of Eden's garden
第一次僭越 The first transgression
一颗简单的苹果 夏娃学到了教训 A simple apple, Eve learned her lesson
不同的花园 同样的诱惑 Different garden, same temptation
一个想学习知识的年轻男人 A young man seeking an education
老师的学生把苹果送给她 A teacher's pupil brings her apples
以及他与之斗争的罪恶思想 And sinful thoughts with which he grapples
她上课时 他坐着听讲 While she teaches, he sits through classes
好奇她不戴眼镜的样子 Wondering how she looks Without those glasses
阿奇 你有些即兴发挥 Jeepers, Archie,that was kind of off the cob.
祝你下次好运 冠军 Better luck next time, champ.
如果这就是河谷镇的艺术水平 If that's what passes for art in Riverdale,
我觉得行不通 I don't think this will work.
等着瞧 乔希 Just wait, Josie.
还有另一场表演会让你为之喝彩的 There's another act coming up that will have you purring.
已经决定了 Well, it's official.
那首诗之后 这里是东海岸气氛最冷的房间 After that poem, this is the iciest room on the Eastern Seaboard.
不过别担心 No worries, though.
掌声欢迎我的朋友 Give it up for my boy,
范斯福格蒂 Fangs Fogarty!
你让我紧张不安 让我心烦意乱 ♪ You shake my nerves And you rattle my brain ♪
太多的爱让人疯狂 ♪ Too much love drives a man insane ♪
你让我意志消沉 ♪ You broke my will ♪
多么激动人心 ♪ But what a thrill ♪
天啊 巨大的火球 ♪ Goodness gracious Great balls of fire! ♪
我嘲笑爱情 因为我觉得爱情很可笑 ♪ I laughed at love 'Cause I thought it was funny ♪
你的出现让我感动 亲爱的 ♪ You came along and moved me, honey ♪
我改变主意了 这份爱情很好 ♪ I've changed my mind This love is fine ♪
天啊 巨大的火球 ♪ Goodness gracious Great balls of fire! ♪
"你只需要知道如何取悦你自己" "The only person you need to know how to please is yourself."
感觉真好 ♪ Feels good ♪
抱紧我 宝贝 ♪ Hold me, baby ♪
我要像恋人一样爱你 ♪ Well, I'm off to love you Like a lover should ♪
你如此美丽 如此善良 ♪ You're fine, so kind ♪
我要告诉世界 你属于我 ♪ Got to tell this world That you're mine, mine, mine, mine ♪
我啃着指甲 扭着拇指 ♪ I chew my nails And I twiddle my thumbs ♪
我当然很紧张 但这确实很有趣 ♪ I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun ♪
来吧 宝贝 让我疯狂 ♪ Come on, baby, drive me crazy ♪
天啊 巨大的火球 ♪ Goodness gracious Great balls of fire! ♪
吻我 宝贝 ♪ Well, kiss me, baby ♪
感觉真好 ♪ Ooh! Feels good ♪
抱紧我 宝贝 ♪ Hold me, baby ♪
我依然像恋人一样爱你 ♪ Well, I still love you Like a lover should ♪
你如此美丽 如此善良 ♪ You're fine, so kind ♪
我要告诉世界 你属于我 ♪ Got to tell this world That you're mine, mine, mine ♪
我啃着指甲 扭着拇指 ♪ I chew my nails And I twiddle my thumbs ♪
我当然很紧张 但这确实很有趣 ♪ Real nervous, but it sure is fun ♪
来吧 宝贝 ♪ Come on, baby ♪
你让我疯狂 ♪ Drive me crazy ♪
天啊 巨大的火球 ♪ Goodness gracious Great balls of fire! ♪
我说什么来着 What did I tell you?
挺时髦的 不是吗 Hep, no?
摇滚不是我的风格 但是 Rock 'n' roll isn't my genre, of course, but...
但他有天赋 he has something.
略带明星气质 这点比大多数人强 Touch of star quality, and that's more than most.
我问你 Let me ask you,
他手鼓打得怎么样 你知道吗 how is he on the bongos? Do you know?
据我所知 To my knowledge,
河谷镇没有比他手鼓打得更好的人了 there is no better bongo player in Riverdale.
为什么 Why?
你有没有听过我们女性 Have you heard that us females
是猫科动物 Are a feline breed?
这只猫咪会根据它的需求 That kittens purr
发出咕噜声 According to its needs?
有些猫咪会为了 That some cats will fall
里维埃拉舞会而倾倒 For a Riviera ball
或是为了泰姬陵 Or for the Taj Mahal
或是任何东西 Or for anything at all
比如钻石 Like diamonds
或是涂了漆的尖桩篱笆 Or a painted picket fence
但我呢 But me?
我与众不同 I make a different kind of sense
我是另一种猫咪 I'm a different kind of cat
感觉到了吗 You feel that groove?
我喜欢爱情 I like love
就是这样 And that is that
我不是波斯猫或安哥拉猫 I'm not Persian or Angora
我是一只 I'm in a...
不同类别的猫咪 Different category
我是一只 I'm a...
不同种类的猫咪 Different kind of cat
我喜欢爱情 I like love
就是这样 And that is that
好吧 Well,
麦克考小姐 快天亮了 it's almost dawn, Ms. McCoy,
而我们还在这里 and we're all still here.
你觉得怎么样 So, what do you say?
河谷镇的时髦程度 可以进行《前往上城》的试映吗 Is Riverdale hep enough for a test screening of Going Uptown?
开始吧 Let's do it.
麦克考小姐 不知这个请求是否过分 Ms. McCoy, at the risk of overstepping...
你可否考虑去河谷镇高中 Would you also possibly consider attending a meeting
参加黑雅典娜的聚会 of Black Athena at Riverdale High?
见到像你这样的黑人偶像 对我们的成员意义重大 It would mean so much to our members to meet a Black icon like you.
听起来不错 但黑雅典娜到底是做什么的 Ooh, I like the sound of that, but what exactly is Black Athena?
是我为河谷镇高中的黑人学生 创立的文学社团 It's a literary society I started for the Black students of Riverdale High.
乔希麦克考肯定会支持这种活动 Hmm. Now that's something Josie McCoy can certainly get behind.
阿奇 Archie.
格兰迪老师 Mrs. Grundy.
昨晚我念完诗后 我们没机会聊聊 We didn't get a chance to talk last night after my poem.
是的 我着急回家 No, I had to rush home.
我丈夫在等我吃晚饭 My husband was expecting me for a late dinner.
好的 Okay.
你觉得怎么样 Well, what did you think?
我觉得 I think...
我们得换个话题了 We need to switch gears.
情诗都不错 Love poems are all well and good,
但我希望你能全面发展 but I would like you to branch out.
好的 Oh, okay.
没问题 Sure.
好的 你想让我写什么都行 格兰迪老师 Okay. Anything you want, Mrs. Grundy.
我想要你描写痛苦 I want you to write about pain.
肉体上的痛苦 情感上的痛苦 心理上的痛苦 Physical pain, emotional pain, psychological pain.
"我最痛苦的经历是什么" "What is my most painful experience?"
然后写出来 And write about that.
青春心碎的事先放一边吧 And let's take young heartbreak off the table as a topic.
好吗 Okay?
我灵感大爆发 一夜没睡 I was so inspired I stayed up all night.
我也是 So did I.
我也是 So was I.
你不喜欢吗 我能做任何调整 Do you hate it? I can adjust anything.
-背景颜色 -不 不要 -The background color...-No, don't.
不要改变任何东西 Don't change anything.
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
你这个傻鹅 Silly goose.
你很美 You're beautiful.
（少女女巫萨布丽娜）
孩子 我不得不说 我喜欢这个 Kid, I gotta say, I love this.
我觉得你挖到宝了 I think you've struck gold here.
《少女女巫萨布丽娜》这才叫书名 Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Now that's a title.
我要立刻把这个送去审查庭审核 I'm gonna send this off to the tribunal for review, stat.
但恭喜你 孩子 But congratulations, kid.
我觉得你这个可爱的混血女巫 I think this cutie patootie half-witch of yours
能够凭一己之力将佩普漫画 is gonna single-handedly save Pep Comics
从默默无闻的垃圾桶中拯救出来 from the dustbin of obscurity.
（黑雅典娜乔希麦克考见面会）
她无需介绍 She's a woman who needs no introduction.
乔希麦克考的影响超越舞台 Josie McCoy's impact reaches beyond the stage
深入我们文化的结构 and into the very fabric of our culture.
我知道你们都很熟悉 她不可思议的成就 I know you're all familiar with the breadth of her incredible work,
但我们还是再深入讲讲 好吗 but let's dive a little deeper, shall we?
崔西 Tracy?
你就是你自己 麦克考小姐 You are unapologetically you, Ms. McCoy.
但作为我们所有人的代表 But as someone representing, well, all of us,
你一路走来 是否曾经做过妥协 did you have to compromise yourself along the way?
首先 崔西是吧 First thing...Tracy?
是的 Yes.
你不是我 我也不是你 You are not me, and I am not you,
但我们都很美 and yet we are all beautiful.
亲爱的 My darlings,
我们作为黑人的经历丰富多彩 our experiences as Black people are multifaceted, and rich, and varied,
但我们都不应该为了任何事妥协 but none of us should have to compromise ourselves for anything.
我们不能妥协 We cannot.
我的字典里没有妥协这个词 Compromise is not a word in my vocabulary,
你们也不该妥协 nor should it be in yours.
我情不自禁地为每一场表演奉献自己 I cannot help but give my whole self to every performance
因为世人值得看到我的每一面 because the world deserves every facet of my being.
麦克考小姐 前阵子我去纽约的时候 Ms. McCoy, a while back, on a trip to New York City,
我有幸看到你饰演麦克白夫人 I was lucky enough to see you as Lady Macbeth,
和饰演麦克白的查尔斯克莱顿 演对手戏 opposite Charles Clayton as Macbeth.
我记得那是在哈林区的剧院 That was at my theater in Harlem, I remember.
从那以后 你的表演一直伴随着我 Mm-hm. And your performance has stayed with me ever since.
你很勇猛 很有威严 You were so fierce and commanding,
但同时也很脆弱 and yet also vulnerable.
亲爱的 这是我唯一知道的行为方式 Oh, sweetie, that is the only way I know how to be.
凶猛又脆弱 Ferocious and vulnerable.
涵盖所有的特点 All things at once.
我工作时呕心沥血 就这么简单 And when I work, I bleed. It's as simple as that.
这就是我坐在打字机前想做的事 我也想呕心沥血 That's what I try to do at my typewriter. I try to bleed too.
别再聊乔希麦克考了 Enough about Josie McCoy.
告诉我 黑雅典娜俱乐部的点子 是从哪里来的 Tell me, where did the idea for the Black Athena Club come from?
我高中的时候 为了这样的俱乐部 我愿意横跨撒哈拉沙漠 When I was in high school, I would've crossed the Sahara for a group like this.
说实话乔希 我创办这个俱乐部 是因为我累了 就这么简单 Honestly, Josie, I started this club because I was tired, plain and simple.
我受够了由这个虚伪的小镇 来定义我是谁 I was tired of this bogus town telling me who I was.
厌倦了被白人批判 Tired of treading water in the Caucasian sea of opinions.
我们都需要一个避风港 We all needed a haven.
我知道不是只有我 厌倦了被看门人拒绝 And I know I wasn't the only one tired of being told no by the gatekeepers.
所以我们 So we...
所以你们把赌注押在自己身上 So you bet on yourselves.
是的 我看得出来 Yes, I can see that.
是的 我当然看得出来 Yes, I certainly can.
好的 我们开门见山 All right. Let's blow this out.
红毯首映式所有花里胡哨的东西 我都要 I want a full red carpet premiere. All the bells and whistle.
聚光灯 天鹅绒绳子 最美的那些东西 Spotlights, velvet ropes, the crème de la crème.
我的电影就交给你了 维罗妮卡 但是 My movie is in your hands, Veronica, but...
如果《前往上城》不受欢迎 If Going Uptown isn't a hit,
如果我们邀请媒体 他们不给五星好评 if we invite the press and they don't write five-star raves,
会消失的不只是我的电影 it won't just be my movie that disappears.
我也会消失 I disappear too.
我没有第二次机会了 这部电影让我失去了一切 I won't get a second chance, and this film cost me everything.
什么意思 What do you mean?
失去了一切 Cost you everything?
我自己出钱拍的电影 I financed it myself.
当《前往上城》成为百老汇热门 When Going Uptown became a Broadway hit,
当我 乔希麦克考大受欢迎时 when I, Josie McCoy, made it a hit,
他们想把它拍成电影 they wanted to turn it into a movie.
我那时当然很激动 Of course I was thrilled.
直到我发现我的角色 Until I found out that my part,
让我赢得托尼奖的角色 the part that I won a Tony Award for...
要被改编交由拉娜特纳饰演 was being reconceived for Lana Turner.
不会吧 No.
真的 Yes.
这是当头一棒 It was a slap in the face.
显然那些认为自己 控制着大银幕的当权者 Apparently, the powers that be
还没有为乔希麦克考 thought the silver screen wasn't ready for Josie McCoy
和她黑皮肤的美丽做好准备 and her Black, beautiful self.
所以我汇集了自己所有的钱 So I scrounged up every penny I had,
甚至抵押了我的褐石房子 I even mortgaged my brownstone,
从他们手里买下了 《前往上城》的版权 and I bought the rights to Going Uptown out from them,
我自己拍摄了这该死的电影 and I made the damn thing myself.
我倾注了所有心血 I put everything I had...
在这部电影里 into this picture.
所以 So...
试映和调查问卷并不是为了你自己 the test screenings, the surveys, weren't part of your process.
-而是为了 -影视公司 -They were going to be for...-Studios.
如果我们的试映 If we tested well enough
在本地的黑人和白人观众中 with Black and white audiences in the sticks,
表现得足够好 I thought that maybe,
我想也许我可以说服其中一位大佬 maybe I could convince one of the majors to...
来发行《前往上城》 To distribute Going Uptown.
那为什么现在要改办首映式 Then why the change of heart to hold the premiere now?
拍摄《前往上城》 压上自己的一切 Making Going Uptown and risking everything for it,
这是我做过最可怕的事情 it's the most terrifying thing I have ever done.
电影公司不认为我是电影明星 The studios, they don't think I'm a movie star,
但我知道我是 but I know I am.
但《前往上城》 必须像原子弹一样大爆特爆 But Going Uptown will have to explode like an atomic bomb.
你听懂我的意思了吗 Are you tuned in and hearing my signal straight?
乔希 Josie...
我为你举办首映式之后 after the premiere I'm going to throw you,
你将会面对一场竞价大战 you are going to have a bidding war on your hands.
像你这样才华横溢的明星 应该得到这样的待遇 Which is exactly what a star of your caliber deserves.
我讨厌不能见到你 I hate not being able to see you.
或者拥抱你 Or hold you.
但我们现在火力全开 宝贝 But we're cooking with gas now, baby.
我为乔希麦克考表演了 I performed for the Josie McCoy.
她会帮我联系 她在纽约的音乐制作人 She's gonna hook me up with her music producer in New York.
真正的大腕 亚历山大卡伯特 A real hotshot. Alexander Cabot.
了不起 Killer-diller!
范斯 这真是再好不过了 Oh, Fangs, that's peachy to the max.
之后我们会把你 从那个疯狂的地方救出来 Then we'll get you out of that crazy place.
我们很快就能在一起了 We'll be together before you know it.
他们拒绝了《萨布丽娜》 They rejected Sabrina?
对 Yup.
被驳回了 而且驳回得特别快 Kicked it back, and in record time.
《少女女巫萨布丽娜》 行不通了 孩子 Sabrina the Teenage Witch just ain't gonna fly, kid.
为什么 他们说了吗 Why? Did they say?
说了 他们可没饶过我的耳朵 Oh, yeah, they gave my ears quite the bashing.
里面所有的东西他们几乎都不喜欢 首先她是个女巫 Objected to pretty much everything. Like, for starters, that she's a witch.
这太疯狂了 This is nuts.
孩子 这是白费口舌 Preaching to the choir, kid. Preaching to the choir.
你想出了有趣又异想天开的东西 You came up with something fun and whimsical,
而他们看到的只有女巫 撒旦崇拜 戏法和活人献祭 and all they saw was witches, Satanism, hocus-pocus, and human sacrifices.
我知道这很让人崩溃 但错的是我们 I know it's crushing, but shame on us.
我们也许不该在被猎巫时 发行一本 We probably never should've tried to launch a comic book about a witch
关于女巫故事的漫画书 in the middle of a witch hunt.
我很抱歉 贾格赫德 I'm so sorry, Jughead.
《少女女巫萨布丽娜》 是个绝妙的主意 Sabrina the Teenage Witchis a brilliant idea.
我这么说不是因为 我启发你想出了这个点子 And I'm not just saying that because I inspired her.
她只是超越了现在这个时代 She's just ahead of her time.
再过几年 Give it a few years.
在这种歇斯底里慢慢淡去之后 她就会变得势不可挡 Let the hysteria die down and there will be no stopping her.
我觉得佩普漫画 I just feel like Pep Comics is...
正在沉入流沙中 sinking in quicksand.
如果你现在情绪低落 没心情参加首映式 Listen, if you're down in the mouth and not in the mood for a premiere,
我完全理解 I'd completely understand.
你在开玩笑吗 这是我受邀 参加好莱坞首映式的唯一机会 Are you kidding? This is the only chance I'll be invited to a Hollywood premiere.
我不会错过的 I'm not going to miss it.
-唯一的问题是 -你没有西装 -The only thing is...-You don't have a suit.
我几乎没有不带主题图的衣服 I barely have any clotheswithout an S on them.
我就知道我们可能会遇到这种困境 I thought we might run into this predicament,
我可能采取了 也可能没有采取 一些预防措施 so I may or may not have taken some precautionary measures.
完全按照你的尺寸量身定做 Tailored exactly to your measurements.
我想你会发现 I think you'll find...
最适合你翘臀的服装 nothing but the best for my flutter bum.
你确定你不是少女女巫吗 Are you absolutely sure you're not a teenage witch?
（父亲颂）
（《上城区》乔希麦克考主演）
（乔希麦克考）
那个讨厌鬼是谁 Who's that sourpuss?
他是《华尔街日报》臭名昭著 但也是极具影响力的 He's a notoriously surly but also highly influential movie critic
电影评论家 from the Wall Beat Journal.
别担心 Don't worry,
你和你的电影无懈可击 you and your movie are undeniable.
开始了 Here we go.
（乔希麦克考）
（《前往上城》）
-怎么回事 你们这些笨蛋 -胶卷被卡住 裂开了 -What the hell is going on, you bozos? -Film got caught and split.
我们得拼回去 再重新穿线 We need to splice it back together and rethread it.
你们疯了吗 我们会失去他们的 Have you snapped your caps? We'll lose them.
-谁 -观众 凯文 失去观众 -Who? -The audience, Kevin. The audience.
还有电影评论家 And the critics.
魔咒被打破了 The spell has been broken.
你们俩是世界上最差劲的放映员 You two are the worst projectionists in the world.
你被开除了 我们不再是朋友了 You're fired, we're no longer friends,
从现在起 你要付全额电影票钱 and from now on you'll pay full for movie tickets.
大家冷静一下 Everyone calm down.
有一次我在格林威治村演出 Once I was mid-performance in Greenwich Village
中途俱乐部被警察突袭了 但我还是完成表演 when the club got raided by the fuzz, but I still managed to finish.
只要我们不四分五裂 我们就能挺过去 We will get through this if we don't fall apart.
拼接电影胶卷需要多久 How long will it take to splice my film?
我不知道 五分钟 I don't know. Five minutes?
五分钟 Five minutes?
有好几个评论家 看着他们的怀表想知道 There are half a dozen critics looking at their pocket-watches,
能不能赶上下一班离开河谷镇的火车 wondering if they can catch the next train out of Riverdale.
等一下 你们要去哪里 Hold your horses, folks. Where are you going?
我们何不坐下来享受刺激之旅呢 Now, why don't we sit down and enjoy the excitement?
他们修整我电影的时候 你要多久才能找到乐队 While they fix my film, how long would it take to get a band?
范斯就在这里 所以我想大概60秒 Fangs is here, so I'd say about 60 seconds?
完美 Perfect.
那我就替这两个人争取修理时间 让我的电影重新上映 Then I'll buy these two the time they need to get my movie fixed and running again.
谁说电影是一种凝固的艺术形式 Who says motion pictures are a frozen art form?
当我的同事正在让《前往上城》 While my associates are making Going Uptown
变得比以前更精彩时 even more fabulous than before,
就在这里 here in the flesh,
乔希麦克考 performing the film's title number,
将讲述电影的主题 is Ms. Josie McCoy.
先生们 Gentlemen...
你们看到的是一位女性 ♪ You're looking at a female ♪
把男人逼到杀人的地步 ♪ Who has driven men to homicide ♪
你应该会问 她是怎么做到的 ♪ How, must you ask? ♪
看看这双美丽的腿 ♪ Look at these beautiful legs ♪
这双腿是用来把男人逼疯的 ♪ These legs were built to drive men mad ♪
你想跳舞吗 ♪ Would you like to dance? ♪
当你环顾四周 ♪ When you look around the room, look ♪
告诉我 你看到了什么 ♪ Tell me, what do you see? ♪
各种虚伪的模仿 ♪ Imitations of imitations ♪
我创造了自己 ♪ I invented myself ♪
我是一个生物 ♪ I'm a creature ♪
为了艺术牺牲了自己的爱情 ♪ Who sacrificed love for her art ♪
你可能会问为什么 ♪ Why, you may ask? ♪
用我炙热的双唇 ♪ With these smoldering lips ♪
你知道品尝这炙热的双唇 是什么感觉吗 ♪ Do you know what it's like To taste such smoldering lips? ♪
你想知道吗 ♪ Would you like to find out? ♪
但首先我听说你要前往上城 ♪ But first, I hear you're going uptown ♪
走吧 你带路 ♪ Let's go and you lead ♪
我准备好大显身手了 ♪ I'm ready for the big time ♪
但我需要的 ♪ But what I need ♪
我需要 ♪ I need ♪
我需要回到原点 ♪ I need to return to the place ♪
去我曾经属于的地方 ♪ Where I used to belong ♪
我听说你要去上城区 ♪ I hear you're going uptown ♪
我听说你要带我走 ♪ I hear you're taking me ♪
你要带我走 ♪ You're taking me ♪
你要带我一起去 ♪ You're taking me along ♪
我刚送艾布拉姆斯先生离开 I just saw Mr. Abrams off.
他在回纽约的火车上 He's on the train back to New York.
然后呢 之后我们会狂欢吗 And? Is it going to be a rave or not?
乔希 你知道那些评论家油盐不进 Now, Josie, you know these critics.
不过我也许给了他一点甜头 But I may have greased his wheels a bit,
提前知道了他会在期刊上发表什么 and gotten a taste of what he's going to publish in the journal.
说来听听 Well, let's hear it.
首先是标题 First, the headline.
《一位明星的诞生》 "A Star is Born."
你想听开头那一段吗 Would you like to hear the opening paragraph?
为什么不呢 Why not?
"停止八卦 "Stop the presses.
一颗原子弹在河谷镇爆炸了 An atomic bomb exploded in Riverdale.
人们接下来的日子里都会谈论它 People will be talking about it for the rest of their days.
给奥斯卡打电话 告诉他们 Call the Oscars and tell them
今年所有的重要奖项 都将颁给乔希麦克考 that all of the major awards will be going to Josie McCoy this year.
麦克考女士 天才创意的力量 Ms. McCoy, the genius creative force,
我指的就是《前往上城》背后的力量 and I do mean force behind Going Uptown,
她不仅为自己在星光熠熠之城 赢得了一席之地 has not only earned herself a seat at the glorious table that is Tinseltown,
占据了最豪华浮华的餐桌 她还霸占了整座餐厅" she has commandeered the whole damn restaurant."
这是真的 我不是在做梦 Is this really happening? I'm not dreaming?
乔希 这不是梦 Josie, it's not happening.
这已经成为现实 It happened.
是你让它成为现实的 You made it happen.
对我来说 我关心的只是 And, as far as I'm concerned,
今晚让河谷镇和巴比伦剧院出名 put Riverdale and the Babylonium on the map tonight.
谢谢你 So thank you for that.
对了 影评里有一点搞错了 And by the way, there's one thing this reviewer got wrong.
今晚没有明星诞生 A star wasn't born tonight.
你一直都是明星 乔希 You've always been a star, Josie.
从你开始呼吸的那一刻起 From the first second you drew breath.
当时你甚至都不在医院 You weren't even at the hospital.
但你也没说错 You're not wrong, though.
我们是一个很好的团队 你和我 也许我们应该再来一次 We make a good team, you and I. Perhaps we should do this again.
维罗妮卡 我在想 I wonder, Veronica,
如果你没有在这里徒劳无功地 管理一家剧院 if you're not just treading water here managing a theater,
那你应该做的是去拍电影 when what you should be doing is making movies.
看来我勾起你的兴趣了 I see I've intrigued you.
乔希麦克考最擅长这个了 It's what Josie McCoy does best.
弗兰克叔叔 Uncle Frank?
怎么回事 What's going on?
雷吉 能让我们单独谈谈吗 Reggie, will you give us a minute?
这是怎么回事 What the hell is this?
格兰迪老师要求我们写下 Mrs. Grundy asked us to write about our most...
我们最痛苦的个人经历 personal and private pain.
海外或山地沼泽 那才是你真正的所在 Overseas or in mountain marsh That's where you really are
家里有一块属于你的土地 You have a plot of land here at home
但在那里 我永远失去了你 But you will alwaysBe lost to me over there
我说过写诗泡妞没问题 Writing poetry to get with a girl is fine, I said that.
但写关于你父亲的事 But writing about your father?
利用他为我们国家所做的牺牲 为了我们的家庭所做的牺牲 Exploiting his sacrifice for our country, for our family?
不行 No.
不行 No!
你不能像这样玷污他的记忆 You will not sully his memory like this!
我写我爸爸怎么了 What's wrong with me writing about my dad?
我希望我还能和他说话 但我不能 至少以这种方式 I wish I could still talk to him, but I can't. At least this way...
弗兰克叔叔 住手 Uncle Frank, stop!
你再也不许 Don't you ever...
这样写你爸爸了 write about your father like that again.
明白了吗 Am I understood?